I wanted to write about this observation for the longest time and I’ve finally got a move on it. What took me so long was the approach but I think as I type I’m gonna make myself very clear. Ladies, of any colour, beware of any black guy who obsess over Asian girls. They’re strange. And by strange I do mean crazy kind of weird. Not exactly groundbreaking…but very very true. It’s not even the fantasy or happiness that comes from their attraction that freaks me out. I absolutely love seeing interracial romance and Asian girls are soooooo friggin cute!!!! It’s the black guys mannerisms and personalities that make my lips twist and head shake. Using your hands to play video games, jack off and Google search Asian chicks because you’ve had wetdreams about Gogo Yubari. Are you forreals with that?
There’s the black guy who thinks he’s Asian so he may as well be. He completely eliminates his brown existence, keeps a Japanese dictionary by his bedside, says no to forks and spoons, watches his anime w/o the English subtitles and keeps Asian friends for novelties. This is his way of earning a right of passage like humans are a patch on a boys scout vest or some sh*t and to lure in the Asian girls. He may also be well into french vanilla, butter pecan and chocolate deluxe but the problem is he got no game.
Then there’s the guy who’s charming, confident and paid but really rather have a lady without brown skin due to some black woman of the past who really damaged a niggas ego. He may look like he has it together but a man like this has serious issues. Don’t be surprised if his main conversation is a rant on why he can’t stand his own. Negro please.
The last of the guys that I have noticed is Asian fetish fanaticism at it’s most embarrassing height. I’m not even sure if it’s about the women at this point. Year round costumes meant only for Acen? Enough said.