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Part 1 – Style

Sum up your personal style by choosing one of each: An animal, A city and A Song Title:

A peacock (thought I was going to say leopard huh? Maybe a leopard reincarnated into a peacock), San Francisco, and Twerk by Lady.

Favorite Artist:

Olivia DeBerardinis

Favorite Photographer:

Nikki Lee

Favorite Magazine:

ID mag followed quickly by Parents mag (my bible yall)

Blackberry or I-phone:

Iphone PLZ.

Worst trend of present time:

Anything Jeffrey Campbell’s associated. I even bought knockoffs at the alley and I quickly regretted it because I looked like wannabe fashun blogger.

Your prediction on the next big thing:

“Poetic Justic” style; big baggy jeans, crushed velvet vests, dookie braids, and Tupac.

Best three collections of SS12’:

Jeremy Scott, Vivienne Westwood, the styling at Jean Paul Gaultier’s Amy Winehouse tribute (but the collection meeehhh), and Valentino.

Who disappointed:

Baby Phat

If you could wear only one designer for the next 10 years, whom would you choose?

Personally, I would love to have a closet full of StopStaring (stopstaringclothing.com) vintage dresses because that would be more realistic but if we had to shoot it out of the ball park, Alexander McQueen 2005 fall ready to wear collection.

If you were forced to pick a uniform, which you would have to wear everyday from now on, what would it comprise of?

Dark blue jeans, Comfy tee, big hoop earrings, red lipstick, hair bandana, and my Nike cortez’s. I’m a mom, I aim for comfort first, fashion second.

Most overrated fashion icon:

Katy Perry (sorry girl but ya just catching that bandwagon on the last seat)

What is your greatest extravagance?

My fur collar. I feel like Zsa Zsa meets Mary J. Blige whenever I wear it.

Part 2 – personal

What’s on your nightstand?

Jewelry, unicorn figurines, and my daughters baby monitor.

What is your most marked characteristic?

My chest. Its become my trademark of sorts, although I’m more of a fan of the beauty mark above my chest. To each their own!

What’s your biggest vice?

Starbucks oh my gaaaaaaaaahd. I haven’t had it in two days and I feel empty inside. I had to stop going to my local joint because I was kind of a bitch to the barista. Not my fault that he kept asking all them questions about my request for the half and half. BOY PLZ.

What trait do you find unacceptable in others?

Ignorance. I think most people shouldn’t jump to conclusions right away about issues, people, etc. If you’re unsure about something, instead of forming a opinion, check it out and give it a shot. A valid opinion is smarter than an ignorant one.

What do you view as the most overrated virtue?

Loyalty, 100%. I learned that early on when people will drop like flies for ridiculous reasons.

What quality do you admire most in a woman?

Confidence. If you can claim your own sense of self then that’s all you ever need. So many different facets of media telling young girls what they should and shouldn’t be. I look up to women in general who can tell that whole system to screw itself! Love yourself ladies, you deserve it!

In a man?

When a man is able to let his guard down but still maintain their masculinity. Its sexy as hell.

At home/work, what is the most important room to you, and why?

The kitchen. Stereotype! Stay at home mom loves the kitchen. No but I really do, I cook every night and ever since I got my kitchenaid mixer, I cant pry myself out of there. I tell people all the time I want to start a restaurant, I’ll make danishes and pizzas and my husband will cook ribs.

Last five Google Searches:

Overrated virtue (had issues with that one!)

Alexander McQueen 2005 fall

Wicked broadway musical (my babydaddy searched I swear)

Keri Windsor

Frank Ocean

Do you have any reoccurring dreams?

I keep having this weird dream about my exboyfriend. Nothing sexual, just like that we are pals and stuff. Its starting to piss me off because in real life I can’t stand the guy.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?

Creatively: Beyonce. Spiritually: Beyonce. Emotionally: KimK’s cry face.

What turns you off?

Sparse facial hair, lookin like Woolly Willy and shit.

Name your poison:

The internet.

What is your present state of mind

A state of hollerations.

Favorite Hotel in: Los Angeles

The Standard Downtown. Memories.

Best place for dinner in: New York

BLT Steak

New York or L.A.?

New York hands down.

Favorite curse word?

Ya fuckennnnnnnn betttttttttch.

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